- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

ur mum

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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