A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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