- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

im telling maguire

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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