- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

joe diragi whacks off his dog

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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