What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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