whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

woman's rights

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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