- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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