Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Mahmy

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Penis

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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