What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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