- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

what came first the chicken or the chips

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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