Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

book 'em danno

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Your sex life.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

#Getweird

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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