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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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