- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Penis

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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