What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

White men's rights

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

you suck

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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