Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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