- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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