Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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robin, get in the car.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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