Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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