What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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