- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

you suck

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Liverpool City Football Club

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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