- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Barack Obama

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Then none of us want to be right.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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