- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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