- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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