Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Your mom.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

whats my name? Matt

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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