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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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