- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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