Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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