Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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