- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

You know what's catchy? A cold

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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