- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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