- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

whats black and strange a paki

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

GOODBYE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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