- Anti Joke

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

what do you call obama a dumbass

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.