"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

This is not funny.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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