What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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