why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

whats my name? Matt

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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