- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

This is not funny.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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