What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

1+2 = 6

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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