- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Charlie Sheen

Women's Rights..

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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