- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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