What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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