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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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