- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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