- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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