Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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eat a hot dog

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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NASCAR

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Where's my tractor?

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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roses are red violets are indigo

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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