What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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