whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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