- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

This is a joke.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Death by kayak

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Anthony sucks

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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