Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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sucks Syntax...

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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