Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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