A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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