- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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