- Anti Joke

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives