what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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