Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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