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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

womens rights

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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