that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

your face is kinda funny

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

France had one revolution

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

guess what what that wasnt it

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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