What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

learn. advance!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

my gave me a game i said thank you

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Robin, Get in the Car

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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