Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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