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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What? Yes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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