THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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