A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

Lewis

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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