Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Jersey Shore.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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tommy is retared

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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