- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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