Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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kk

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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ur gey

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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