- Anti Joke

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Jesus Christ

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green