A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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