what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

hashtags suck balls

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

women's rights

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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