- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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