- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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