Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Happy Monday!

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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