- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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