Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Black people stink of shite!

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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