- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken crossed the road.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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