*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

like this if you think what ever you want to..

tommy is retared

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Get on the boat.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

A man buys a prius

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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