- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

4 hours later.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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