- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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