- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Good job, son.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

FUCK THE JEWS

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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