- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

being sober in a bar fight

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

hi dave

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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