What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Good job, son.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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