a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's two plus two? Window

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

European on my shoes, buddy.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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