- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

dry handjob

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what are you mike bibby?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??