I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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... Chan chan

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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