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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

book 'em danno

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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