- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Logan's gay

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

My mum is called Steve

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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