A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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