Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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