Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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