- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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