- Anti Joke

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.