Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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whats a joke

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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