- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Wolfjob.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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