- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

hi mom

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Your life

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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