- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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