Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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