What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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