Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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