Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A: Do you like it B: No

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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identical jokes get different votes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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