What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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