What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Your wife died during the delivery.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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