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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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