The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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