- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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