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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Jellybeans

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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