How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Wolfjob.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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