how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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