- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Do you like fishsticks No

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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