Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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