why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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