So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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